In today’s news, a man farted at a warthog by accident and was impaled by a matador. In tomorrow’s news, the same thing but the warthog is a spaniel and the matador is a bus conductor. Tomorrow night, Colonel Piggott and his mistress concubine, Agnetha. Good night.
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